Skate and die!!

I will start this with I am not in shape - okay okay I am fat and lazy! My little girl who is five wanted to go skating. Yes this is my fault; I gave her skates for christmas. Well fine off we go to skate. I think, "Cool, time to sit and watch her and my wife scoot around the ring." If I only knew what was coming. Yes, big eyes looking at me: "But DADDY I wanted you to skate with me" so off I go to rent some skates. Well another fun thing, I have large feet - 14EE - and getting my size shoe is not like getting shoes for others. Back to the story. I get some skates that are too small, put them on and remember I hated skating when I was a kid. Skoot skoot slip skoot skoot grab the wall skoot skoot oh crap if I fall I am going to crush someone...where is Sara? Where is that other little girl? This was a bad idea! Off come the skates. Big eyes "DADDY YOU DONT WANT TO PLAY WITH ME?". Well now I feel guilty and uncoordinated! Okay, let's try another pair, it was the skates' fault. Go back, get another pair, put them on scoot scoot slip "oh shit ". Well it was fun to see my little family on skates. I will not try that again! (well until the big eyes make me do it)